The Noodle Soup Times
"This is a subtitle," says secondary header headline
Between the secondary headline and the main articles in columns is of course, the front page headline. The big one. We all know what I'm talking about! This is the star article of the newspaper front page, isn't it? But for some reason it's still boxed into these stupid little columns. Also, did you know you can grayscale images with only CSS? I knew, but I had no idea how easy it is.
This article sounds less professional, but don't worry, that's because I'm not a regular journalist. I'm not supposed to be here! I can actually hear the staff yelling at me through the door right now, though it should take them a while since I barricaded myself in. According to junior Noodle Soup reporter Defín Etelie-Legett, my current approach is "illegal" and will result in my being "escorted from the premises", but so far the filing cabinet has held.
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<h3> class labeled appropriate for all sub-headlines, experts say
Readers and journalists alike are all aflutter over shocking new claims regarding a lesser-used level of title depth. A less important headline may vary in size, but only use the third depth of heading unless it is truly subordinate, to remain consistent with semantic heading law.
Meanwhile, some users of blockquotes have expressed frustration at being asked to use arbitrary custom entities to recreate the basic qualities of their element.
"They pulled out my text and used it for emphasis," said one user, who has asked to remain anonymous. "And they can't even give me a simple built in solution for it! Just make it one element, or don't do it at all, that's what I say." Another expressed concerns about about the inconsistency of the internal schema: "Most of these stylesheets, they use divs and spans with the names to tell it what to do—why the sudden change? It just seems weird, you know? It's unprofessional. They can't even make the blockquote look right when it's in certain spots on the page either."
"We had to add an entire paragraph just to make this page look right," admits senior editor Notegg R. Amen, shaking their head. "It's ridiculous. Can't we expect better after all these years? We only implemented clearfix last month, and half the blueprints still use minimum height requirements as a kludge anyway."
They pulled out my text and used it for emphasis.
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- First thing
- Second thing
- Third thing
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